A-ha! We knew it was a conspiracy! It seems the 1969 trip to the moon was not so that the astronauts could take one giant step for mankind; it was so they could do a sneaky Michael Jackson moonwalk to the dark side of the moon where they investigated a crashed spaceship!
Now 42 years later, the race is on between the Autobots and the Decepticons to reach the secret cargo first, before a space portal opens that will lead to a full-scale invasion of Earth where humankind will either be obliterated, assimilated or turned into Nespresso machines.
Hold onto your Allspark because we think this is arguably the best Transformers yet! Why? Well, firstly, there’s a new writer on board to give us less bickering, more butt-kicking. Secondly, the new support cast is stellar including Patrick McDreamy Dempsie and Oscar-winner Frances McDormand. And lastly, Megan Fox shot herself in the stiletto and has been replaced by the equally gorgeous, less lofty, more likeable Rosie Huntington-Whitely (mmm, do you think she’s British?).
In a nutshell, Dark of the Moon rocks moonrocks!